1 definition by Merrrit-Kelly

A mix between jamaican and Chinese in which you talk like a jamaican but have eyes like you're from China. The only time you see a jamaicanese person is when they are on a sugar rush and they have an awful headache. They will freak you out with unusual behavior. Good luck, Jamaicanese friend (and anyone dealing with one)
Jamaicanese person: "Oh man I tink I need to use the resta-room. Oh sweetie where is dee light bulb?"

Me: "Are you ok?"

Jamaicanese: "Ah yes I just fine tankyou. I jamaicanese. Love you bye bye now."
by Merrrit-Kelly June 5, 2014
Get the jamaicanese mug.