Jacob

hot and uh really attractive. but he's kinda a dick. or the complete opposite, he could also be really ugly but really nice. The hot one probably says the nword

I've never met a nice and hot person named Jacob, have you?

by yesilikethesauce March 14, 2020

jacob sucks

That Time When Jacob Sucks

Man, Jacob Sucks, Am I Right, or Am I right?

by NotPeggy243 February 7, 2018

Jacob Sartorius

Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.

Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck

by st6273 February 20, 2019

Jacob muse

The act of going to ones house late at night in hopes of fucking someone, only to be too nervous and wimp out while shaking like a bitch

Sam: Yo how did it go with Liz last night!?
Jacob: We didn't do anything man I was too nervous and was shaking badly
Sam: Dude you pulled a Jacob Muse!

Liz: "Do you wanna join my cats and watch him fuck me?"
Sam: "Nah man it won't happen, he's going to pull a jacob muse"

by XXvV December 6, 2016

Jacob Hughes

A fat piece of shit lagger who thinks he’s peng when in reality no one would ever want to get with him.

‘Look at that ugly cunt over there.‘
‘Who’s that’
‘Jacob Hughes’

by MorganMeadowsHater April 17, 2020

jacob light

is the sexiest man alive and has a massive weiner

Is that Jacob Light? He has a huge dick!

by Big Red Robbie September 17, 2013

Jacob Satorius

cancers human form.

"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.

by yoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoy July 31, 2016