No Homo Theory

When two parties "accidentally" do something gay, party 1 may say "no-homo" to end the homo-ness. However, party 2 may say a second "no-homo" and cancel out 1's declaration of no homo-ness.

Guy2: No homo
Guy1: Stop making it homo! You're canceling out mine!

This theory may be also applicable to "no hetero"

No Homo Theory in action:
Guy1: I love you man, no homo.
Guy2: No homo
Guy1: No homo
Guy2: No homo
Guy1: Stop making it homo! You're canceling out mine!

by InspaRED April 15, 2009

The Dick Theory

This is when girls want to be with every douche bag an jerk in the world in other words they want to ride every dick out there before settling down with a good guy.

Good guys get left in the friend zone because of the dick theory

by Actuality June 28, 2015

normalcy theory

Another term for the concept of adaptation level theory. Coined by the noted intellectual Greg Ryan of Los Angeles, CA.

Blaine thought becoming a surgeon would sovle his woes but he neglected the truth that is normalcy theory.

by Thomas Snead April 04, 2006

Validation Theory

The validation theory is when person "A" has a habitual habit of falling for another person's "significant other". The tendency actually is a way for person "A" to validate the "significant other's" way of being while in a relationship. The way the "significant other" loves, gives, jokes, reacts... are all validations and also a quick way to find out if "significant other" is worthy material. There are many synonyms for this kind of person... but I believe the "Validation Theory" is an explanation of why they do it - more than a term used for the person.

Katie and John argue a lot... he's such a dick to her. She's so pretty and sweet. She's always doing things for him.. and he said he doesn't even have sex with her anymore... she's the ideal girl. (Justifying to himself things that make her "qualified")... this is validation. The term above is the validation theory (the acts of...)

by BZ the BOSS November 09, 2012

the basement theory

when you are trying to make some sort of contact with another person and they dont answer your phone calls or texts, and you haven't seen them in like three days. They are presumed to be in their basement masturbating.

"dude i haven't seen jordan in like three days"
"yeah man, me neither"
"should we install the basement theory?"
"install it bro."

by paul read May 11, 2009

emo theory

The Theory that you don't have to dress in all black to be emo, you just have to be gay.

The emo theory has as much truth to it as the law of gravity.

by sirdukealot August 15, 2007

Conspiracy Theory

The best song on Nick Jonas & The Administration's album.

At least in my opinion.

Conspiracy Theory, better keep it down, 'cuz the walls are thin and the word is out, now.

by xohmymymyx May 30, 2010