Jarred

an asian boy ur likely to be friends with but sometimes a lil awkward. He’s most likely in a band and plays the flute .
Jarred ur short
I M NOT S HO R T 😤
by bigboienergy September 12, 2018
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Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up
ayo that that nigga named jarred
by madszerox December 14, 2021
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yum yum jar

Any type of glass jar to keep your weed from stinking up your room. Typically made from any type of food jar such as jelly or pickles. You can use a mason jar but using a food item is just more fun.
Friend: Bro wtf are you doing with that jar of pickles?
You: It's my yum yum jar , can't let my old lady smell my loud

You: Don't throw out the jelly ma!
Mom: What the hell do you need it for?
You: Yum Yum jar you wouldn't understand
by Jax182 October 31, 2013
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Pickle jar

A Jar full of female pleasurable succulent pickles
The Pickle jar is a way to pleasure women or enjoy with your tuna sandwich from Panera
by Randomonium February 26, 2022
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pickle jar

it is a jar of pickles
what did you expect
"Hey! I'm gonna take a pickle out of this jar of pickles sitting on your jars of pickles shelf that has jars of pickles and pickles in those jars of pickles."
"Ok. You can take a pickle jar if you want."
by Meme Ghost October 11, 2021
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Fetus in a jar

A fetus in a jar is a baby that is still in development stages that has died and was put in a jar usually for research purposes.
The scientist has a fetus in a jar to study what babies are like before birth.
by QuelfTV October 28, 2019
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The Jar

Originating from a 2014 4chan post from a brony, The Jar is a clear jar containing a figurine (originally a Rainbow Dash pony) that is filled with semen over a period of time. Semen will sit in The Jar for an unhealthy amount of time.
by DamnMan. February 25, 2022
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