Detroit welcome

Being met with violence as your first greeting with someone.

“And Archie awakens on the pavement to the Punisher giving him a classic Detroit welcome.” - “Everyone Wants to Kill Archie”, Huggbees

by ThatLinuxNerd September 18, 2025

Flag

Get the Detroit welcome mug.

Detroit MOB Assassin Pirus (Defunct)

A defunct Compton-linked Piru set that operated on Detroit’s Westside, mainly around W. Seven Mile & Fenton and the Beyond the Gates Apartments. Once allied with BPSN and rivals of Brightmoor GDs, their territory was taken over by 5Point Nation Crips (SCRG/BJSG) between 2022–2024.

The Detroit MOB Assassin Pirus (Defunct) used to run the Beyond the Gates Apartments, but by 2024, 5PN had fully replaced their tags and control.”—Five Points local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

Flag

Get the Detroit MOB Assassin Pirus (Defunct) mug.

Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.

After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak

by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017

Flag

Get the Detroit Door Prize mug.

Detroit Cuck Chair

A devastating sexual act in which a man sits in a chair beside the bed and watches his wife get pounded until her organs liquify. This liquid is then extracted from the anus and typically serves as a replacement for jelly in a PB&J. (For better texture, use chunky peanut butter)

Husband: Yeah, I watched my wife get pounded from the Detroit Cuck Chair.

Sandwich Eater: *Vomits in disgust*

by HugeCannon October 8, 2025

Flag