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holy water

Holy Water is a term for Vodka, when the folks are around, and you choose to be verbally deviant, use holy water they don't know what it means.
Yeah, John will bring the Holy Water, I'll bring the pepsi.

Dude, I cannot believe how much Holy Water I drank last night.
by Ruski Parin September 9, 2007
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Holy Shit

In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it.

Can theoretically be made by:

1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.

2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.
1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit!

2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!
by Mick the Dick September 20, 2011
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holy shit

An expression by which some people identify their deity.
"I saw you come out of a church Sunday."

"Holy shit!"
by Downstrike May 29, 2004
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holy shit

exsperion said when surpized, scared or amazed.
alos can be used to refer to shit of some religous relivance
1) A pope goes to the bathroom, this is considered holy shit.

2) Holy shit! Chuck Norris counted to infinity for a thrid time!?!
by mike!@ December 24, 2007
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Holy Shit!

"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.
by USAF Cadet December 27, 2020
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Holy Whores

Oh my god, look at those holy whores.
by Lauren January 19, 2004
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Holy Kid

A child who claims to be religious and a devoted follower of Jesus, but he/she actually is a thirsty, predator-like, hungry, sex craved, dirty minded, hormone driven, thot-like person who preys on the kind hearted, caring, compassionate, and loyal young people. A holy kid often acts, dresses, and applies makeup/beauty products like a hoe. A holy kid generally dates around and has a body count higher than the number of years he/she has been alive. This term can be used for anyone besides a guy with the name of Joe.
Jeremy: “Kaydence, why did you makeout with Jimmy and Michael in the same day?”

Kaydence: “That didn’t happen because I’m a holy kid.”

EVERY GUY AROUND: “How can you even be talking? I thought your throat hurt from all the dick that bruised it and all the cum you swallowed. You can’t even pray to Jesus with all the dick in your mouth. The only hopes you have of getting to Heaven is that the cumshot from the next dick up your ass, which will probably be a BBC, has enough jizz to shoot you up that high. Holy kid my ass.”
by joe_theone November 18, 2019
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