anti-help

noun: a person whose deeds or actions to contribute to a scenario are less effective and counter productive to the goal of the outcome.

verb: The objective is further behind the goal because of the intervention of "assistance".

Every time he cleans, the house is messier that when we started. I don't need this anti-help making more work for me. Ugh.

by strwbrrygrrl February 7, 2023

Help

Please help

Me: Please Help

by Some Dumb Idiot October 12, 2021

help

the act in which you need urgent help as the old man in the closet has taken you into the basement and is ready to get going. This often happens to small children as they are the easiest to abduct. very rarely you might be fed some of the magic white stuff that you know your dad has under your bed. then you will be happy. then the old man will have his fun

Please HELP me he is after me!

Come here boi

AHhhhhhhhhh god no!!!

by The Spectrum Ninja June 9, 2021

Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022

Help

To help means to assist someone so if you're not wearing the tinfoil hat and looking for aliens you're not helping them, you're giving them aid.

He's not imprisoned we're just trying to help, he's simply being restrained with a straight jacket in a padded cell so we can make him socially compliant.

by WGstyles July 28, 2023

Help me

The act of being not helped because you are in dire need of fun and something else in your life (aka depression)

HELP ME

by furriiayes September 2, 2021

help

HELP :-
This is saying the word "help" jokingly.
no need to worry about the speaker.
he/she is just expressing an emotion.
help. :-
This is saying the word "help" as to show the need of actual help
help :-

This means the he/she is depressed
HELPJD :-

Means he/she exited af

HELP I am bored.
help.
help I don't feel good.
HELPJD she said yes!

by Asher Ryland March 28, 2024