oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023

heaven

A beautiful glorious place where GOD and JESUS live and where CHRISTIAN'S go when they pass away.

I'm going to heaven when i die.

by Tidierspuid9859 January 15, 2021

Heaven

Someone who is obsessed with starwars

Heaven is so obsessed with starwars

by 100%notreed September 1, 2020

bullet heaven

A bullet heaven is a casual and easier variant if the bullet hell video game genre.

Have you played Just Shapes and Beats? Its an amazing bullet heaven

by SirGhallahad August 4, 2018

Heaven in a bottle

Typically used to refer to the chocolate drink Yoohoo. May be purchased in cartons, cans, but tastes best in a cold bottle.

Dude #1: "It is so hot out. Hey, hook into that gas station over there, I'm dying of thirst."
Dude #2: "What are you getting? A big gulp or a slushie?"
Dude #1: "To hell with those things. I'm talking about heaven in a bottle here, a Yoohoo."

(Later)

Dude #1: "That wasn't the greatest idea. I drank too much of that Yoohoo and now my stomach is killin' me."

by Neth3rtwist June 26, 2017

heaven watts

A heaven can be really nice as first and seem really funny and may act like the queen of everything but don't worry she only does that because she has a lot in her heart and mind that sometimes she can't really be that nice to anyone. A heaven can and will only have one friend she trusts it all depends on her. A heaven might seem that she has a butt... but she does not. Only reason is because she has butt pads. And she has no boobs it's padding.

" heaven watts always wears butt pads when will she ever take them off!"

by A Girl Trying To Help You Out January 29, 2018

Heaven’s Gateway

The combination of caffeine, nicotine, ethanol, and THC. A heavenly pairing of all of your typical gateway drugs, hence the name.

What’s up bro? How you doin?
“Man, I am absolutely chilling off the Heaven’s Gateway.”

by Schlawngo February 16, 2023