Heavy Hard

A soft boner that still is hanging down but yet blood is rushing to it, making it hard to the touch.

Jeff: "Bro, I was humping her ass and it gave me a Heavy Hard. I wasn't ready to stick it in yet."
Ralph: "Yeah, man that happens to me all the time. That's why I use Viagra."

by DoctorZer0 July 3, 2012

Pebble hard

Having a severe erection, but with a micro-penis.

Damn Taylor! Yo dick is so small, you don’t get rock hard, you get pebble hard!

by Raw dawg August 28, 2018

hard but fair

A statement made out of truth when something in life is negative but neccessary. People that understand the consequence of the act and accept the risk can use this statement, no one else.

Person 1 (square): How's life treating you? Everything going your way?

Person Being Honest With Themself: Hard but fair...

by Mister-_-McGill May 22, 2020

That Hard Scarf

That Rear Naked Choke Baby Boy. Coined by the one and only Theo Von

Uh oh, he's got his back getting those hooks in, won't be long till he's got him in that hard scarf baby boy and its a wrap.

by Marco MF David August 13, 2022

Hard Shelling

the act of female teabagging.

Rick: dude Jenny is totally going around hard shelling everyone

by cvcoleman September 14, 2010

hard drive

A really long road trip.

Man, New York to Los Angeles was a real hard drive.

by Doktorfunk January 17, 2007

Hard stroking

When you are grinding on your sex partner while your hard penis is inside their mouth or butthole or vagina stroking them or it can also be during a handjob when she grips your erect penis tighter and harder and continues to stroke your cock

Then she spit on my cock and griped my dick hard to and started hard stroking she said I want your cum load all over my face she opens her mouth and stuck her tounge out and dude I came all over her face

by Goozoozfrabaa September 1, 2019