Literary Hard-on

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.

The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.

by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010

Hard Shelling

the act of female teabagging.

Rick: dude Jenny is totally going around hard shelling everyone

by cvcoleman September 14, 2010

Music Hard

When music is so good it feels like sex.

Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.

by A Dibb March 28, 2019

That Hard Scarf

That Rear Naked Choke Baby Boy. Coined by the one and only Theo Von

Uh oh, he's got his back getting those hooks in, won't be long till he's got him in that hard scarf baby boy and its a wrap.

by Marco MF David August 13, 2022

Hard white

1980s term for crack cocaine. Crack is a hard rock like substance opposed to pure cocaine a soft powder

Man I was up all night selling that hard white

by Nash1999 May 11, 2021

hard drive

A really long road trip.

Man, New York to Los Angeles was a real hard drive.

by Doktorfunk January 17, 2007

Hard stroking

When you are grinding on your sex partner while your hard penis is inside their mouth or butthole or vagina stroking them or it can also be during a handjob when she grips your erect penis tighter and harder and continues to stroke your cock

Then she spit on my cock and griped my dick hard to and started hard stroking she said I want your cum load all over my face she opens her mouth and stuck her tounge out and dude I came all over her face

by Goozoozfrabaa September 1, 2019