Spooky Handjob

When some one sneaks up on another person grabbing there dick and jerking them off till ejaculation at which point they jump out yelling boo scaring the other person.

Hey dude Danny DeVito gave me a spooky handjob.

by J church February 29, 2024

Bronx Handjob

Punching someone in the dick, quickly and repeatedly

Lucas introducing metachlorians to explain The Force pissed us off so much we held him down and gave him a Bronx Handjob

by UnexpectedBacon November 10, 2024

Roundabout handjob

When the creep who lives next door tries to give you a sex dream hence jerking you off on a roundabout way whilst you’re sleeping.

That bitch next door gave me a roundabout handjob.

by Pdiddle diddle April 2, 2024

Holly Handjob

When your wife or significant other grabs your arm in a swinging motion and makes you stroke yourself off.

My wife grabbed my arm and made me give myself a Holly Handjob!

by Hurricane Timmy July 9, 2024

Frankenstein Handjob

A Frankenstein handjob is where u take jumper cables and attach them to the base of ur penis. U then prepare hedge cutters and place ur penis right where it cuts. When your about to climax u turn on the charge from the cables then chop of ur penis. After the chop u should be cumming out of the remaining stump of ur penis while the cut part flails around on the ground like a lizard tail. When ur done u sow ur penis back on and continue until satisfied.

Person 1: Man my penis is throbbing
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that

by Vietkong12309 May 7, 2024

Irish Handjob

To masturbate in a hotel room.

"How was the business trip?"

"It was GREAT! I got an Irish Handjob I will never forget."

by Fat-thah Jim March 4, 2026

Yuuka handjob

a touhou styled sexual act where yuuka kazami from touhou project strokes your penis 2/47 until you cum, she sometimes assists you by making you suck on her breasts (since it's a nursing handjob) and funny enough yuuka did the nursing handjob on reimu trust me i saw them do it before it's hot and she also calls you "good boy" or "good miko" if it's a futa shrine maiden like reimu hakurei

Yuuka Kazami: Good Miko~ Let Me Soften It Up A Little~
Reimu Hakurei: *blushing in enjoyment*
Yuuka Kazami: I'm Glad You're Enjoying~ Reimu-san~
Reimu Hakurei: Y-Yuuka~ I Think I-I'm Cumming!~
Yuuka Kazami : Mhm~ I Knew You Would Like This~
Reimu: Agh~ *thick white stuff release*
Yuuka Kazami: Fufu~ You're Warm~
yuuka handjob is funny

by byakuraen December 26, 2024