Texas Grease Shower

1. (Noun) The act of continually pouring grease over oneself with the intent of cleaning oneself; usually done in the state of Texas or by former Texas natives.

2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.

"Dude, did you see Will's hair? It looks like he took a Texas Grease Shower!"

"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)

by TheWSFPG January 29, 2009

Grease-Monkey Butterball

A greasy, nasty person. Usually when sweaty.

Ali: Omg, did you see didi today?
Linz: yeah!!! she looked like a Grease-Monkey Butterball!

by nippledipple September 11, 2011

peace and chicken grease

a random phrase from our ginger jesus - Ed Sheeran .

If you liked it, keep it climbing! If you didn't, I hope you have a wonderful day. Peace and chicken grease x

by edith sheeran August 24, 2012

obese crease grease

Obese Crease Grease is the cheesy goo that form in the crevices and folds of an obese person, no matter how much they wash or how often they shower.

I was with fat Jeanie last night, and when I pulled up her back fat I caught a whiff of the obese crease grease that was stuck between her folds. It smelled like old cheese and bad meat.

by T-Rex Arms January 24, 2014

hepititis titty grease

when a man titty fucks a female and jizzes on her titties and gives her hepititis on her body

yo bombqshisha dont go out with colonial sanders I heard he has hepititis Whats the worst thing that could happen hepititis titty grease bitch!!!

by shawnsuks December 14, 2009

hot booty grease

The substance thats remains when someone farts and it's moist.

"Whew girl! You smell like hot booty grease!"

by Perqergan July 29, 2009

elbow grease

An icky, puss-like residue on one's elbow secreted by bad karma.

Damn, bitch. You need to go to the bathroom and clean off that elbow grease.

by Burnt Spaghetti!! January 3, 2009