The grandma

This occurs when after impregnated a girl and after the baby is "spat" out a girls stomach becomes stretched and worn out, this aslo applies to the breasts. The parts begin to sag and look wrinkled and old.

I'm gonna dump my girlfriend because after last year she became a 18 year old grandma, or looks like one.

by Chris Lee March 29, 2004

Grandma Gooey

Cheery woman who happily bakes cinnamon rolls while kids cheat, cry, and generally torture their care-takers on their way to King Kandy's Castle. It is alleged that Ms. Gooey was having a decades-long affair with Gloppy on Chocolate Mountain... which it is believed ultimately led to Gramma Nutt's sudden disappearance from Chocolate Mountain in late 2009.

Lily's mom thought Grandma Gooey's specialty was a truffle rather than a cinnamon roll, but Lily's mom went to ISU so it is most likely Lily is correct in this important matter.

by CandyFarmLand November 30, 2022

leaving grandma on the fence

when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.

- "I saw this thing the other day... oh never mind."
- "You gotta stop leaving grandma on the fence!"

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

Macoy's Grandma

A person who picks up your phone without your consent and then listens to your friends talk without let your friends know that they are listening.

"Stop listen you creep! Your such a Macoy's Grandma!"

by hi25225 August 13, 2016

watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

Grandma H

Grandma h is the grandma of hell kids when doing drugs say let’s make it grandma H in here

Grandma H about to start

by Fhydhjvc July 17, 2022

Grandma Nuts

Yes, infact grandmas do have nuts

dude you smell like "grandma nuts"

by Isamsmart November 3, 2019