Ikea Girlfriend

A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home

Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"

Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"

Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"

Bob: "Yup"

by mung_bean January 21, 2016

dan's girlfriend

A girl so large that she is the universe.
AKA DGF

"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."

by Tigh November 1, 2017

girlfriend neglecter

When your boyfriend won't show you any attention because he's more focused on his games.

You are a girlfriend neglecter

by QueenBumbatic May 12, 2023

The Girlfriend Vibe

A vibe of Girlfriend from FNF. A red dress wearing, ditzy, music loving, auburn haired chick who loves boys, wants to get on with boys on Fridays, and is neurodivergent. Eats hot chip, lies on speaker, shakes titties and kisses her Boyfriend.

Me: What vibe do I give off?
Him: Well you have a red dress, auburn hair, love sitting on speakers, have boy craze, listen to music, eat hot chip and lie. So... you have The Girlfriend Vibe.
Me: *Points Right* Right! That's how you do it!

by Cherry The Girlfriend March 17, 2023

my girlfriend

Da'niah is a great girlfriend to me, she is so beautiful, kind, caring, smart, and loving. she is shy but still flirts with me a bit, i love her so much she made my life so much better and im so happy shes in my life fr fr, i always find a way to look at her, she gets jealous easily and is overprotective and really understands me, i feel like i can tell her absolutely everything she is so trust worthy i love her taste in music, her smile, her voice, her laugh, personality, and just everything, i love you Da'Niah.

my girlfriend is the best

by partypooperrrrr November 20, 2021

Ethan's Girlfriend

The Best "Guy" in the World He Changed His Name Once or Twice But I remember Him as Wiz He isn't Gay But Will do Anything for Ethan's Happiness

Oh My Gosh I just saw Ethan's Girlfriend He is So Fuckin Weird But Cute at the same time

by anonymous July 19, 2021

girlfriend behavior

When someone bobs their head to music like Girlfriend from Friday Night Funkin’.

Person A: *bobbing their head to music*
Person B: That’s peak girlfriend behavior right there.

by coaiedehara September 30, 2021