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family friend

A person whom your parents know, from that job they had back in the day, whom they've never quite been able to shake off. This person will continually reappear at social gatherings involving other family friends, who all seem to just orbit around the periphery of your parents' lives for years and years, like a fly buzzing around your head that simply won't die.

Despite the ever-repetitive "look how tall you've gotten!"s and "I haven't seen you in ten years!"s from these strangers, you are required by unwritten social code to treat these people as if they were at least close enough to be a creepy uncle.
Mom: Our family friend Carl is coming to the barbecue on Saturday.
You: Who?
Mom: Oh you know, that guy I worked with 50 years ago, and we just happened to keep in touch. You've met him, he saw your birthing, remember?
You: ...
by Flameow December 10, 2010
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Besto Friendo

Someone who's type of woman is a tall one with a large ass, like Jennifer Lawrence
Sank you so much, BESTO FRIENDO!!!
by Sumtaing_wong September 5, 2021
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Lunch box Friends

A Melanie Martinez song signifying friends who stay besties with you for either gossip, bullshit or random ass stuff that doesn’t mean they’re a true friend.
I don’t want no lunch box friends...nooo.
by Huge Melanie Martinez fan October 29, 2019
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friend chips

A virtual collection of "chips" you collect by doing favors for friends.
Brian: Dude, can you help me move out of my house this weekend?

Dave: I will, but that will cost you 12 months worth of friend chips.
by LakeStevensBA March 20, 2009
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friendship gods

us girls sticking together
when you've been out with a person to many times and you've passed normal levels of friendshipness.
by friendship god May 3, 2009
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Friend Of Amy's

Mike: Yo do you think that hottie over there is checking me out?
John: Nah I know her, she's a friend of Amy's.
by Darling Ghost June 28, 2009
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friendbait

-friends that you add on a site like Facebook and MySpace just so you can have more friends
You added Joe! Do u even kno him? No he's just friendbait
by Joe1010101 April 27, 2010
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