Florida Firefighter 

The Florida Firefighter is the sexual act involving 2 muscular men and 3 or more people around a campfire. The two “firefighters” will pee and cum in the direction of the fire while also aiming towards the peoples face and body.

The party was crazy last night. We even started doing the Florida Firefighter with everyone at the party.

Florida Firefighter by Dr. Peeinpoopinstein June 19, 2022

Florida Burky 

This happens on the rare occasion when you smoke a joint and then take a shit. The piece of shit looks like the state of Florida. Hot smelly, dark turds with wrinkles.

Yo, Mosley I just had a large Florida Burky! What a stinker

Florida Burky by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022

Florida Day

A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power.
Tread carefully on April 3......

"Yo man, Florida Day is tomorrow"

Florida Day by PopeChad June 26, 2022

Florida Halo 

A ceiling fan. Often seen on Internet video calls as a telltale sign you are talking to a Floridian.

Hey Jim, did you see Ron, he had a Florida Halo on his head during that Zoom call. He's down there trying to stay cool while we freeze our butts off up here in the colder states.

Florida Halo by DadJokesForever July 19, 2022

Florida Water 

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎

Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):

“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”

Florida Water by 27floors August 2, 2022

Florida Water 

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎

‘Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):
“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”

Florida Water by 27floors August 8, 2022

florida river boat 

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina

me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat

florida river boat by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022