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Firearm

Another one of man's best friends, second to the dog. You load a bullet, unlock the gun, aim at your target, pull the trigger, and get smacked in the face by kick-back. Usually protested against by hippies, anti-war protestors, liberals, and other idiots. The United Kingdom has fallen prey to the liberal predators in Parliament who passed laws controlling the ownership and usage of firearms, and not just safety laws (like the United States.)
I love my firearm. I sleep with it in my bed.

"George, I killed my firearm because i pet it too hard."
"Don't worry, Lenny, I'll fix it for you."
by victor December 6, 2003
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Fire Hack

Playing a normal game of Hacky Sack only it is dipped in gas and lit on fire.
I was playing some fire hack with my friends til my sock caught on fire...
by TheFreak! October 26, 2007
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fereal

word made by condensing the phrase "for real" into one word.

added after a comment to confirm it's been acknowledged as true.
"Shit man, you almost fell out the goddam window!"

"fereal. i almost just died. lol"
by dj muffintop August 29, 2009
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Fire and Ice Crotch

A red-headed female that also happens to be a total bitch.
Dude A: Hey, I'm so psyched for my date with Annabeth tonite!
Dude B: You should reconsider man, she's a total fire and ice crotch.
by Devil Hater January 21, 2010
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Fire Rocket

Putting hot sause on a mans penis then ejaculating into a woman
When Lizzy wasnt looking i put tobasco sauce on my penis and gave her a nice fire rocket in the back of her throat.

Darsha screamed and hollerd when i gave her a fire rocket up the ass last night.

I Fire Rocketed Your mom last night.
by firemagicman6969696969 December 29, 2010
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fire mixtape

1) This means your mixtape is hella cool.

2) There is no mixtape like yours.

3) Your mixtape is setting an orphanage on fire.
dude that mixtape is FIRE

ayo am my fire mixtape is coming out this friday y'all gonna regret not being my friends
by FailingTacos May 15, 2016
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Fire Dragon

The Fire Dragon is one of the most common of all dragons. It has the spiked, brick-red tail, red-scaled body, and two black horns of a dragon you might picture in your head.

BASIC INFO:
Egg Size: 1-10 ft tall, 2-4 wide
Body Size: grow up to 26 ft in height, up to 74 ft long when laying flat
Tail Size: 12 feet (of 74) when extended
Colors: black, red, brick red

ATTACKS AND DEFENSES
Main Attack: can inhale, then exhale sharply, creating a burst of fire from its mouth. These flames range from 150-1240 degrees Fahrenheit, depending on the dragon's mood and tiredness
Other: Its black talons on all four claws are retractable and fairly sharp.
-Tail can swing up to 124 mph.
Main Defenses: Most teenage-adult Fire Dragons can cover their whole bodies with their enormous wings. They can create a fire sheet on these wings, melting most objects that touch it. However, objects that have very high melting point are in no danger.
Other: All dragons have some form or layer(s) of scales, some more strong than others. Fire Dragon scales are fire-resistant, and lava does less to. On a scale of 1-1000, their penetration resistance is 94.

How to protect yourself:
Clothe in fire-resistant material.

Other attributes:
-Can cook foods with smoke out of its nostrils
-Can cut down trees and "bulldoze" dirt with horns

TAMING
Fire Dragons are relatively easy to tame. However, DO NOT attempt to tame tribal leaders and warriors.
NOTES ABOUT MOOD:
Fire Dragons in the wild are relatively calm. They live in "tribes" and choose leaders peacefully, not with fighting. If you come across one, they are likely to go away/ignore you. Only tribal leaders and designated fighters for their tribe might attack you. If you attack them, no matter the age or gender, the dragon is likely to attack you back.
by DragonDefiner April 22, 2018
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