Goose-Faced

When you are so DUC (Driving under the influence of caffeine) that you can't maintain a straight face. Often the person experiences intense bursts of energy and raging Freedom

"Why did you steal that Honda Ranger?"
"I'm Goose-Faced I don't know what to tell you"

by Doctor Supreme November 28, 2014

food before feces

A phrase coined by pot, artist and activist Justin Thomas La Plante on his blog November 25th 1999.

Meaning:

Digest and create before making waste.

Also applies to love relationships in that a relationship must grow and mature before we waste it with any personal baggage or psycho drama.

That you have wasted your money before buying the supplies needed is not food before feces.

This could have been a good relationship but you put to much of your own crap into it.

by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011

feed her pony

Used to indicate hand manipulation of a broad's mingue.

Accompanied by a hand motion at the approximate height of a woman's vagina, palm facing up, fingers repeatedly opening and closing.

TC: hey, what do you think of that bird over there, balls?
Balls: She's nice... I'd love to feed her pony
TC: Better shave them pork chops then, she may not be interested in you.

by Johny Eyeball June 13, 2003

bird feeder

A method of consumption of beer. The "feeder" attaches a fish hook to a ceiling and attaches some floss. The other end of the floss is strung onto a tab of an unopened beer can. The "feeder" then winds up the beer repeatedly and opens the tab while still holding the beer. The "feeder" then has the "bird" hold the beer. The "bird" then punctures the beer in a shotgunning motion, creating a circular stream of beer onto the "bird". IMPORTANT: The "bird" must flap his/her wings and follow the spinning circle of beer.

Zach: Colin and Bob lost in pong. They have to do a bird feeder.

by Zenzilla December 11, 2009

Sugar Faced

An alternative to getting drunken on the weekends. Where mass amounts of sugar are eaten, to the point of getting some what of a sugar high and/or getting sick. The sources vary from soda to pudding to maple syrup. A revolutionary idea started by a small group of boys from school named Heritage Christian, in Anchorage Alaska!

Ahh man lets get sugar faced! Yeah i'll go get some liters of soda!

by Marie Johnston March 30, 2008

Sugar Faced

An alternative to getting drunken on the weekends. Where mass amounts of sugar are eaten, to the point of getting some what of a sugar high and/or getting sick. The sources vary from soda to pudding to maple syrup. A revolutionary idea started by a small group of boys from school named Heritage Christian, in Anchorage Alaska!

Ahh man lets get sugar faced! Yeah i'll go get some liters of soda!

by Marie Johnston March 31, 2008

Creeper Feed

The new version of Facebook's News Feed, which conveniently shows all the interaction between you and your friends, everything your friends send each other, and a lot of the stuff sent by the friends of your friends, perfect for use by your friendly neighborhood creeper.

Also leads to those wonderful conversations when you accidentally become privy to certain correspondence that you aren't supposed to see, but Facebook decides to show you anyway, and your friends get angry at you for knowing about it.

Creeper Feed: Katie S. posted a new photo album - "Beach Photos."
Friendly Neighborhood Creeper: Mmmm...

by S. Merritt February 5, 2010