Fanny Biscuits

The female equivalent of 'smegma'

"She hadn't washed her pants in days, they were full of fanny biscuits"

by hiyalove April 11, 2010

Fanny Plasma

When a female becomes so sexually excited her vagina produces loads of excess juice.

John: I was eating out my girlfriend's pussy last night and she got so fuckin' wet

Phil: awesome

John: I had to wear swimming goggles, there was so much fanny plasma!

by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 12, 2009

Feta fanny

Chicks with thrush...

Jade Goodys loin area may be referred to as feta fanny, mostly found in women who are larger than the rest. God love 'em.

by furry dave May 16, 2006

Fanny Skimming

For a girl to run/walk/waddle over a person who is sitting on the floor so that the top of their head is 'skimmed' by the runners crotch.

Grab your coat, we're going fanny skimming

by DoomsdayChop December 11, 2006

fanny masher

1) A very large penis.
2) A man who enjoys vigorous sex with women.

"That guy over there gets all the women..."
"Yeah, he's got a fanny masher"
"Yeah, he's a fanny masher"

by OllyRinse December 24, 2008

fanny turd

fanny turd aka a baby

" shit that woman just had a fanny turd"

by blondie102 March 27, 2009

fanny tap

when you go up to someone and back hand them in the VAGINA!. And makes it itch.

"i gave Meghan the biggest fanny tap today."

by pseudonymmmmmmmljkgjjifthdydty October 16, 2008