First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.
Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.
by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019
by want2bfluz August 31, 2009
(Noun) A well dude is a person who is constantly making excuses for why they can’t, or shouldn’t perform certain actions.
(Exclamation) The prolonged sound made by a person who, when in the presence of a well dude, hears them say “well dude.”
(Exclamation) The prolonged sound made by a person who, when in the presence of a well dude, hears them say “well dude.”
“Do you want to go to this show on Thursday?”
“Well dude, I just can’t because I have to work on Friday and it takes too long to get to the venue and the tickets are too expensive and I have homework anyway.”
“Well dude, I just can’t because I have to work on Friday and it takes too long to get to the venue and the tickets are too expensive and I have homework anyway.”
by Prof. O March 27, 2019
Pretty much, it’s a penis. Usually only said when making fun of your best friend or your best friend’s ex-girlfriend.
Anthony likes the dude stick. He likes dude stick all night.
In that moment, she queefed on his dude stick, which quickly shriveled in disgust.
In that moment, she queefed on his dude stick, which quickly shriveled in disgust.
by Lbluefosho December 28, 2017
"Be glad you missed the party last night, man. It was a fucking dude festival. Nary a fucking girl showed up."
by GARY LOVES THE BACON November 16, 2003
by kjwgreen October 17, 2012