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Does the carpet match the drapes? 

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."
The nastiest, sleaziest, shittiest, dirty ass slut you will ever meet. A doebag is a total bitch whore who is incredibly selfish and trashy.

Doebags can be any age, but they are usually over 40 years old.
"My auntie cheated on my uncle. What a doebag."

"Get over here and suckle my willy, doebag!"

"Quit being such a doebag."

"Hey doebag, give me a turn, you whore."
doebag by Leesha Smith February 10, 2008

uzi does it 

Synonymal for Easy Does It. Mostly applies to gang war-fare in which firearms are presnt.
Gangsta: Cracka,where that mo-fuckin' electric lettuce you promised ma ass??!
Thug: *cracks knuckles*
Cracks: *pulls out Uzi* "Negro ya ass gone have to wait a minute, uzi does it."
uzi does it by Niloc June 3, 2005

George Bush doesn't care about black people 

Kanye's words of wisdom.
Tyrome: Yo bitch, dat look just like a George Bush doesn't care about black people!

Jyrome: 'eyo son I'm a negro staight up dat white ass boy gonna get popped by Kanye!

Tyrome: FRIED CHICKEN N' HOT SAUCE FO TONIGHT SONNN!

Who does she think she is the queen of sheeba 

She thinks her shit doesn't stink.
"Well...who does she think she is the queen of sheeba?"

does the most 

actions that annoy or irritate someone
Me: Whats wrong?

Friend: My mom was all up in my face this morning yelling at me for no reason!

Me: Man, your mom does the most!