Docking Noses

When one person bends over backwards or lies down so that another person may place their nostrils on their own.

Commonly used in the question, "Hey, wanna dock noses?", which is used mostly as a disgusting joke.

I saw larry and jack docking noses yesterday. How gross!

I would love to dock noses with you

Mom, Dad, where is a good place to dock noses with my friends?

by fddddddddddddddddfdddddddddddd September 27, 2017

Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola

subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!

by tronn4 March 3, 2012

Dock Duck

A female or male that hangs around on docks in Marinas. Says they're not a Whore, but will blow anybody for a ride on a fast boat, houseboat, fishing boat or a pontoon boat. Found wearing short shorts and bikini tops/tank tops, with dock shoes or barefoot. Play any kind of music, and watch the Dock Ducks waddle over squawking for a "ride".

That Dock Duck left on a speedboat and came back on a houseboat ! "Everytime!"

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021

reverse space docking

The act of defacating an already frozen log in preparation to space docking.

Jimmy just performed a reverse space docking for a later space-docking bonanza.

by Petercheat March 2, 2018

sweep a dock

When you catch someone unsuspecting and side kick their foot causing it to hit the other one,resulting in an immediate and violent sideways fall

“I’m gonna sweep a dock under his ass”

by Monkeynut March 31, 2023

port docking

Defecating in a woman's vagina.

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."

by Psyeraph October 9, 2014

frog docking

The act of one frog docking with another frog. Doesn't have to be of the same species.

A bullfrog and a tree frog were seen frog docking.

by KermitsKeen August 5, 2024