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T-Docking

The act of triple docking, in which two circumcised penises penetrate the foreskin of the third larger uncut shlong.
Dorvid’s massive shlong engulfed Coby and Brent’s little wieners in a spontaneous late-night T-Docking session.
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squid on the dock

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.
Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".
by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019
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Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload
by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023
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Docking Failure

When A Man Shits Into Another Persons Asshole And Tries To Insert His Penis And Is Unable To Do
Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me
by macadeliusthemagical January 21, 2024
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knock and dock

Going up to someone's house knocking at the door and engaging in intercourse after they answer.
Dude, I knock and docked Autumn yesterday, it was awesome!
by TreOcculi October 9, 2018
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Docking baby

The result of having intercorse with a woman after docking with a dude. The residual semen from docking a dude gets trapped in the forskin, then released into the vagina. Thus, causing a pregnancy.
Oh, this kid, he is a docking baby.
by The Axxhole January 22, 2017
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Toe docking

Just like space docking except with a toe. The act of placing your foresking over your partners toe.

Aka doing the Buck Rodgers.
Guy 1: So totally got my missus last night with a Buck Rodgers.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I totally space docked her toe while she wasnt looking.
Guy 2: "High-Five" Toe docking, way to go you creep.
Guy 1: Cheesy grin...
by Legen-Dezza August 2, 2016
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