Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.
Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.
Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.
Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.
Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.
Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.
Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.
Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!
Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
by goanna greg April 8, 2019
Get the Danky Danmug. by MyNamaJeffHD November 4, 2017
Get the Dan Chanmug. Adorable is the person word for dania she is so cut and nice and comforting and really sweet she seems like she gives amazing hugs and always makes the atmosphere around her better and makes everyone happy i love dania so so much and i hope she knows that <3
by Unknown 6271 March 6, 2022
Get the Dania / danmug. Dan wells is a giraffe fat fuckin cunt , he thinks he has so many friends and that he’s hard and he doesn’t he’s gay and shows school boys his penis
by Oozzawooza August 7, 2019
Get the Dan wellsmug. by MiniMeuwu September 15, 2021
Get the Diddly Danmug. by Chase1263070 December 28, 2013
Get the dave-danningmug. Musicians that call themselves "country singers" but haven't had a good song since 2018. And some how they still sometimes play their songs on "country" radio.
Guy 1: You listen to country music?
Guy 2: Of course, my favorite is Dan + Shay !
Guy 1: ew, more like Dan + Gay.
Guy 2: Of course, my favorite is Dan + Shay !
Guy 1: ew, more like Dan + Gay.
by Jason Booker September 10, 2022
Get the Dan + Shaymug.