sneeze and cover

When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.

Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?

Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.

by pnutbutta May 28, 2011

Under cover blown

When your partner wakes up and finds you getting head from another person.

I told John to stop moaning loudly before his fiancée got my under cover blown, but he still was loud and caught us.

by Onlyme4you December 29, 2024

Cover Fire

Providing the network with enough premium ads to mask any losses from lower CPM to keep the overall placement above a given margin.

Capital One is providing cover fire for National City on the Yahoo placement.

by JDubinthehizzy October 26, 2008

Covered in Spiders, Man

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.

Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).

Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it

Obvious Plant

by Your bob September 1, 2022

ketchup covered hotdog

when a man and women errr-eee the bed while the women is on her period, the man comes out with a bloody penis

Allison and Ethan were working it hard and when they decided to stop, Ethan had a ketchup covered hotdog

by Bum bum gum March 29, 2015

Chocolate Covered Cherry

When you give anal to a virgin then pop her cherry.

"Lost my virginity last night. We did anal first, so now I have a chocolate covered cherry.

by hocicito September 7, 2017

criminal under cover uwu owo

bts uwu teehee notice me bts WOO

person 1 : criminal under cover uwu owo

person 2 : smooth like butter

by bakakakabakakakuwubaaka September 9, 2021