Copsplanation

An explanation given by police to convince themselves and the citizen they're engaged in an unlawful act when not. Whilst, simultaneously attempting to trick the citizen into enabling an officer to remain ADDICTED to acquiring citizen IDs unlawfully.

Stop giving me a copsplanation and tell me when I'm free to go.

by enslegis September 19, 2022

Corise

The definition of Despicable. FUCKS HARD. GET PAID, GET LAID, GATORADE.

“Have you seen Corise?”
“Yeah man they just rammed my ass.”

by Ass Disaster November 8, 2022

Cornslut

A person who is aroused or has a deep unabiding love for corn.

Wow, V just slammed down that corn on the cob, they're a cornslut for sure.

by cherryblazor March 21, 2023

Cornscateous

1. adj. A term used by early Almanac writers to refer to warm (or hot) and humid air in July. Supposedly these conditions are perfect for growing corn, especially in the Midwest corn belt, but they can be oppressive to people with respiratory problems.

2. adj. A term used by non-farmers to describe hot, humid conditions in July and August.

1. The cornscateous air is perfect for growing corn this year.

2. The weather is really cornscateous in the city today!

by Gandy Dancer July 12, 2023

corisan

When someone is obese, but not too much, they are corisan

Connor is corisan, he eats way too much in my opinion

by 8guy October 4, 2023

compsoy parrot

A normally programming adjacent person (does not do any real programming, aka a compsoy person), who fills up their word dictionary with technical nonsense buzz words, spews them condescendingly, with or without understanding what they are actually talking about.

Compsoy parrot: I get the impression that you believe that these development skills are linear. This is not the case, as codebases live in multi-dimensional lossy conceptual spaces. When new developers arrive, it's valuable to ensure that there is a diverse array of conceptual entrypoints for them.

Person 2: I get the impression that you don't mind that i spent the last night with your mother. She was really impressed by my non-linear development skills. Now shut up you compsoy parrot, and try doing some actual programming instead of spewing random garbage

by treuks October 14, 2023

C-Carps

The way of the Carps. Term originated in North East United States. Also means best average on the team, buck teeth, and spits when talks. May carps be with you.

Guy A :Hey did you see that guy?
Guy B : SAY WHAT SAY WHAT SAY WHAT SAY WHAT
Guy A: C-CARPS C-CARPS C-CARPS
GROUP: SAY WHAT MOTHAFUCKA C-CARPS IN THE HOUSE

by Christian "The Carp" Carpenter April 30, 2010