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abby comment

the name for a comment said with an air of narcissism


*does not have to be called abby comment. feel free to insert other names
example "oh my gosh i got a 101 on that test. i am a genius"
or, what is said by someone NOT making an abby comment
"and so then he said i was pretty. oh crap was that an abby comment?"
by something_witty February 21, 2009
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Commit

Verb

Used to show ones anger towards another person(s)
References "Go Commit Suicide"

Can also be used with the word "Go" as in "Go Commit"
Sam: "Hey Jake, wanna chill?"
Jake: "Sorry I can't. Im going to the game and i already gave my extra ticket away."
Sam: "Commit, you bastard."
by selkewelke February 5, 2009
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afraid of commitment

The natural and perpetual state of human males.

Lacking the decency and character to invest one's time and energy into a long-term relationship or a marriage. May be caused by an over-production of testosterone, immaturity, inflated ego, and in most cases, simply being male.

Side effects may include frequent breakups and new girlfriends, frequent one-night stands, general unreliability in a relationship of any type, and a vocabulary of bullshitty dating jargon such as "I just want to be friends with you."

99.9% of all men are born with this condition, guaranteeing that women will spend most of their dating years with shitty, unreliable, wimpy men.
"My boyfriend just broke up with me after we'd only been dating 2 months. I think he's afraid of commitment."

Samuel was so afraid of commitment that he dumped every girl he dated as soon as he realized she was actually willing to work at a relationship.

"I can't get married...I'm afraid of commitment!"
by randomperson890 March 20, 2010
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Committee Mentality

The collective stupidity that results when a committee forms.
The President of the National Academy of Sciences asked, "What right has the federal government to propose that the American people conduct a vast nutritional experiment with themselves as subjects, on the strength of so very little evidence that it will do them any good?"

However, Committee Mentality was already in motion, and a popular culture icon known as the Food Guide Pyramid came to be.
by Downstrike June 16, 2004
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Comment Cherry

The virginity of your myspace comments, usually taken by your first friend(who is not tom).
Whats up (insert random name here) i just popped your comment cherry, wtf is up!?!?
by bhsbfood September 24, 2008
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comment rollover

The phenomenon where the same comments start being posted by different commenters regarding an article or Facebook item because new posters haven't bothered to read all of the other posts or did not "view all comment."
Tim: That's the third person who has posted that they now have that song in their head regarding that link about Vanilla Ice on my Facebook wall.

Dan: They must not be clicking the "view all comments" link so now you're getting comment rollover.
by Alfetta159 December 11, 2009
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Commit to the Hit

A phrase used to call out someone who is about to smoke, yet they are rambling on because of their crunk state of mind. If the phrase is shouted by anybody in the room, the person who is talking with the smoking device must immediately take their hit.
Ron: (Talking about nothing in particular while holding a bowl) I went to the store and bought some eggs. Then I saw Jessica behind the counter...
Fred: Dude, commit to the hit.
Ron Takes Hit
by Tumie08 June 19, 2010
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