Crunch Coat

The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.

I still have my crunch coat from my last project.

by CyberGolem December 28, 2009

Puffy Coats

Worthless corporate folks, aka overhead costs, with zero real world success.

Those corporate folks who walk around all day in their puffy coats with an Ogio backpack and a Yeti cup while they send emails and PowerPoints yet accomplish near nothing.

by TheTrueTexan July 28, 2022

shit coat

Caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.

Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.

Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't give him head anymore and he's cranky.

Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.

by PrinceGumby March 15, 2011

Puffer Coat Fetish

For those who like to take all their clothes off and put on a puffer coat

Matt: have you been wearing my puffer coat...
Josh: Yeah, I have a huge puffer coat fetish.

by JacketMad December 24, 2023

Coat Sleever

A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.

Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.

by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019

new coat

What your roommate exclaims when she notices that you've neglected to remove the store tags from the sleeve of your new birthday present!

New coat?

Hey, I like your new coat!

by tookypants February 9, 2010