classic female experience

never being able to cum

"joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"

by number1joelhater July 19, 2024

Fade classic

When a British person comes online with the intention of spamming dnc in group chats

Person: Asks a question or says a statement

Fade: dnc monkey

Everyone in said group chat: Always pulling a fade classic....

by WhiteCop January 16, 2021

Yakmaster Classic

To vomit, typically after heavy drinking. A portmanteau of the colloquial vomiting description "to yak" and the popular professional fishing tournament "Bassmaster Classic."

John: Dude, Kevin had way too much tonight...I think he's having a Yakmaster Classic in the bathroom right now.
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)

by The Yak Master October 10, 2012

southern classic

A threesome with a mother and daughter

I'd like to run a southern classic on that hoss's wife and daughter

by Hossboss69 February 14, 2023

classical letters

a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone

mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.

daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore; we live in such a tech dominated world.

by Sexydimma October 3, 2013

Kuzz Classic

When u fucking a bitch in missionary and swing her legs on your shoulders and procede laying the pipe.

Man I just had some great sex in Kuzz Classic!

by Amanda Hanlon November 28, 2023

stony classic

Any song that when played at a party will kill the mood almost instantly. A music genre that forces one to consider suicide.

Everyone was dancing and having fun until the song got changed to a stony classic.

by jlzd May 2, 2014