Classic Club

When you cannot use the toilet, or decide NOT to use the toilet , so you use into the sink for number 2.

Someone one day at the club used the sink to go number 2, and now we joke to call it a Classic Club.

I just finished up a Classic Club in the bathroom, it was amazing.

Awww man someone just had a Classic Club in the bathroom, I could not even wash my hands.

by Dr. Club October 8, 2020

Classic

Added before somebody's name to signify that they typically do it, but if they didn't do it, life would be boring.

Classic Noah. We're all gonna miss his sense of humor when he's gone.

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 20, 2020

Gobbers Classic

The gobbers classic is a state of mind, dropping repeated stinkers, having year 5 drip or even being bald.

Sam don’t do that, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!

by Golden Nonce February 21, 2024

certified blox classic

known as the album that involves roblox-related songs

Person 1: do you wanna listen to some certified blox classics
Person 2: put on guest mode and yeah

by jey kaweedo April 6, 2025

Fade classic

When a British person comes online with the intention of spamming dnc in group chats

Person: Asks a question or says a statement

Fade: dnc monkey

Everyone in said group chat: Always pulling a fade classic....

by WhiteCop January 16, 2021

Classic Romeo

This (Full name: Classic Shakespearean Romeo) interpretation often follows the Shakespearean Tragedy as a guide, and as a result, most of the actors who did this interpretation often falls flat and outright boring. Those who nailed this, well... IDK. I've never seen actors who nailed this interpretation, as I think it's far harder to portray than its counterpart, Dark Romeo.

(To be honest with you reader, I hate Classic Romeo.)

Dyl: Do you like Romeo in Romeo and Juliet?
Phyl: Yes, but not the one in the Shakespearean Play. It's a Classic Romeo, and it never fails to give me the worst kind of cringe ever known to man.

by Some Guy in the Tavern September 9, 2023

classic lie

A lie that is common knowledge, something that no one would ever believe.

Montag: Yuxie. Did Firemen use to put out fires?

Yuxie: That's a classic lie. What's wrong Montag? Have you used your drops today? Your vitals have been off recently

by KnightofNerdom March 18, 2019