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certified boy lover

A certified boy lover is a person who loves one of three boys (or, if you’re lucky, all three) These boys are, Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean and Steve Lacy. Only hot bitches are boy lovers, so if you find yourself one, hide them in your basement, play Xbox with them, listen to ‘in search of’ and eat donuts while conversing over what church does.
Jay: Damn that girl’s so different and quirky
Jae: Yeah, she definitely a certified boy lover, look, she’s listening to Frank right now.
by certifiedboylover August 24, 2022
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Ceratosaurus

The most bullied dinosaur in dinosaur documentaries
(not a true fact) "the ceratosaurus went extinct because allosaurus ate out the competition" -Jurassic fight club, aka the worst dinosaur "documentary" ever
by Frobilen August 29, 2022
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ceratosaurus

A theropod from the late Jurassic (150 million years ago) with 3 horns atop it's head that acted as display. It lived alongside the apex predator allosaurus, but they served different niche's, ceratosaurus hunted smaller prey like dryosaurus and fish, while allosaurus hunted larger prey like stegosaurus and sauropods. Allosaurus appeared earlier while ceratosaurus appeared later, but they died at around the same time.
Person 1: yo ceratosaurus is my favorite dinosaur!
Person 2: yutyrannus is my favorite, but ceratosaurus is cool too!
by Frobilen August 30, 2022
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Certified duluth tough guy

Watch out that's Adam ames he's a certified duluth tough guy.
by Traversme October 2, 2022
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Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.
My math teachers must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t know that five is less than six.
by BbJjDd October 8, 2022
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Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.
My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.
by BbJjDd October 8, 2022
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Certified idiot

A Maff teacher who doesn’t know the difference between five and six.
My Maff teacher is a certified idiot; he doesn’t know the difference between five and six. What a credited idiot he is.
by BbJjDd October 9, 2022
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