do it bryan

"Fuck you Biden"

"I can't believe I have to pay taxes.." "Do it Bryan!"

by mspizza November 4, 2021

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.

Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023

pulling a bryan

being late

where’s kaelec? oh he’s pulling a bryan!

by thegorlwithkaleidoscopeeyes December 20, 2024

pulling a bryan

being late as fuck to work

where’s kaelec? oh, he’s pulling a bryan!

by thegorlwithkaleidoscopeeyes December 20, 2024

Alfonso and bryan

two faggots who shouldn't be able to breathe and walk the fuckign earth. they love licking each other head to toe and love being allerigc to some pussy

alfonso and bryan some fucking BUMS

by egrfhjsdgfhjasjkd April 5, 2025

Branch Drumphidian

Cult of Trump Defending Trump MAGA KAG Keep America Great Trump Orange Orange Messiah PresidentDrumph 2020

A Branch Drumphidian will defend their Orange Messiah no matter what; they will follow him into the depths of hell

by BluesChicago June 20, 2018

special investigation branch

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019