Brandon

Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts

Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?

Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon

Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?

All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts

by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019

Brandon

A dickhead who needs to get out of our house :)
AKA Bran-Dumb

Fuck you Brandon!

by Miacat123 May 20, 2019

Brandon

The hottest most Cutest human being ever! He likes to keep things low profile but still extremely kinky. He is the hottest man you have ever met before and loves sports

“Man: let’s play some football”
“Brandon: I call quarterback!”

by the cellist April 22, 2019

Brandon

He gays asf, but still take your bitch 💁🏽 ♂️. Some may call him trade cause you will never know he was. Get you a brandon

girl: Zamn that boy Brandon so fucking fine
Boy: Girl he trade

by GangBangHoe December 26, 2016

Brandon

Normal for some time but then as he ages gets more retarded

Drew : Have you been around brandon lately.
Hunter: Yah he seems pretty fuckin dumb.
Drew + Hunter : Laughs
Brandon: HAHA -- What?

by PhysiczTv July 24, 2017

Brandon

Bandon in the bitchiest, price of shit you can encounter. He's the kind if person who plays fortnite on PS4 with a keyboard and mouse at 3 in the morning.

"Brandon--"

"Shut the fuck up"

by Bigboialex September 21, 2018

Brandon

The real name is daddy. He has great ball control and his driving is godly. He almost got t boned but he hit 100 on the dash. Daddy is the biggest of boys clocking in a 6"9 packing some smoll dick energy to balance out the universe. He took one for the bois.

Damn That dude is such a daddy.
Yeah Brandon over there?

by Big dick Entergy December 26, 2019