BleeJob

Getting a BleeJob is the act of a male or female giving a male oral sex and biting the penis until it eventually bleeds.

"Dude, Sarah gave me a bleejob last night!"
"Seriously? Did it hurt?"
"Yeah! And it bled like a bitch!"

by ButterMyToast January 2, 2012

bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.

Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!

by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012

Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".

You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!

by WhenWe February 19, 2012

Bleeding Hollow

A name given to an object/organism that is unseen and covert but is destructive and deadly in nature.

That dude on Call of Duty must be Bleeding Hollow to be tearing our team up like that.

by Valor123 August 26, 2012

Bleeding Surfer

A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.

Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"

Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"

Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"

by Dudemathias October 16, 2012

Bleeda

Trill as mf ride preferably a Honda or Toyota made in the years ranging from 1998-1999 these cars are often silver with pink fuzzy steering wheels. All bad bitches drive bleedas.

"Damn who is tht pulling up?" "Oh that's L'Amore in the bleedah"
"What happened to that Honda you used to drive?" "Oh the bleedah? It's in the shop, breaks went out"

by L'Amore Mitchell August 25, 2013

bleeding bloody

Not reference to a horse that kicks an English gentleman

the english gentleman doesnt get bleeding bloody when he gets kicked

by Noob Sack 420 September 18, 2013