Diurnal Bisexual

A person who is straight when awake, but in dreams have sexual fantasies about others who are the same gender as him/herself. usually happens when stressed, having doubts about a relationship or after watching a chick flick/action movie.

EXAMPLE:

Sarah: Hi john.

Sarah's BF John: hey sarah have any cool dreams lately?

Sarahs thoughts: dont say anything about the dream you had last night about mary....

Sarah: nope

John: oh okay.

Sarah's thoughts: i knew i shouldn't have watched "jennifers body" last night... damn megan fox turning me into a Diurnal Bisexual..

by asian_waffles February 10, 2010

Bisexual panic

Choi Yeonjun in a black cowboy outfit with a pink mullet in the Blue Hour MV

Yeonjun's look in Blue Hour gives me such bisexual panic

by imrightnurwrong September 24, 2021

bisexual names

Someone who likes it up the bum (dylan ryan)

Dylan takes all the schlongs up bum. This is a bisexual names

by Hi im bi May 20, 2018

bisexual lane

a noun.

a lane from which left and right turns are permitted.

"can I turn left from this lane?"
"yes, it's a bisexual lane, you can turn right as well"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

Homophobic Bisexual

When a bisexual thinks that a homosexual is committing a sin even tho they are technically gay.

Usually called at people who do not make any sense or whatsoever.

Feminist: Females are supposed to dominate the world, just because we are weaker doesn't mean we can't overpower you!!

Normal Human Being: Shut up, what are you a fucking Homophobic Bisexual.

by darienwol September 26, 2017

Bisexual

Most people are bi because they can’t a girlfriend \boyfriend so they widen there options.

Person 1:Man I can’t find lover!
Person 2:Mutherfucker just become bisexual if you’re that desperate

by YaBoiTheMemeDealer March 8, 2019

bisexual hands

a person with bisexual hands will hit anyone regardless of their gender. In this politically correct bullshit world it's good to know that some men are still willing to hit their wives

Hit his wife and her brother, thus proving he had bisexual hands

by bread infection October 21, 2005