I’m batman

Someone who can’t sleep at night because of mental struggles, heartbreak or grief.

“I’m batman” (I need to fight the voices in my head)

by brm006 September 4, 2023

Batman

Possibly one of the best superheroes of all time

Jimbob: YO BRO U SEE THAT NEW BATMAN GAME THAT CAME OUT?
Waymandostown: WHAT! WHAT'S IT CALLED?
Jimbob: ARKHAM CITY PAL!
Waymandostown: I NEED IT

by Guy Who Tells Stuff And Such September 7, 2023

Batman

Uses fear to achieve the outcomes he desires. His methodology is violence and/or cyber-crime. Verges on the cruel and (therefore) could be considered to be tyrannical (According to the blue beetle guy).

Hym "Yeah. The disgraced charlatan Dr. Jordan B. Peterson is a 'bigger man' than BATMAN! OK! I'm sure that's the actual case and meaning sloganeering posited by a disgrace and a charlatan. Ok. Let's apply that logic elsewhere...."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

Batman

1) The most bad ass super hero of all — because he doesn’t need super powers; The code name used by Bruce Wayne; 2) A nickname for a really bad ass person; 3)A nickname for someone who is known to be a HUGE Batman fan

1) Batman can defeat any super hero or villain, because he knows how to find weaknesses.
2) That dude knocked out 4 guys by himself — a real life Batman.
3) What’s up Batman?

by SiL3Nt J September 15, 2023

Philly Batman

The Philly version of Batman

Philly Batman: in Philly fashion, shows no fear when he pulls up to New York to confront New York Spider-Man aka Spider Cuz

by PhillyPHilly23 October 21, 2020

Batman

A dude who wears a rubber suit and beats the living pulp out of petty thieves.

Look out, Batman's coming!!!

by YoungRussian72 October 27, 2020

batman

it's a bat that was bitten by a radioactive man. his family was murdered to death, so he became an edgelord who beats up people until they get knocked out, but at least he has a sick song

NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAN

batman beat up my dad and now he's mentally handicapped

by CakeEatingPirate February 24, 2021