Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.

frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"

by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025

a jewish bathroom break

Taking a shit in one sink, and taking a piss in the other.

"Guys, whatcha doin' after the Bar Mitzvah?"
"Probably going for a jewish bathroom break"

by alankasprzyk23 June 4, 2025

Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.

Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.

by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese woman in her grandmas bathroom

Cooper was a victim of the grandmas bathroom

by 1dk123456789 October 22, 2025

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese girl in her grandmas bathroom

He was a victim of the grandmas bathroom

by 1dk123456789 October 23, 2025

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy got a handjob from a fat girl in her grandmas bathroom

You hear about the grandmas bathroom with cooper apparently it sounded like macaroni sounds

by 1dk123456789 October 23, 2025

The line to the bathroom was longer than the line to the anime expo

The phrase “The line to the bathroom was longer than the line to the anime expo” was first used in late 2025 to express the fact that the line to the bathroom was in fact very long. It is a well known fact that lines to anime expos are extremely long so it’s quite humorous to imagine a bathroom line being longer than one to an anime expo.

Person 1: How was the line to the bathroom?
Person 2: The line to the bathroom was longer than the line to the anime expo.
Person 1: HAHAHAHAHA THAT’S SO FUNNY!

by Dylandylandylan30 January 8, 2026