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bacon teeth

A mystical creature that lives in a tree house down by the river.It's believed to have super powers that consist of turning snot into lube and time traveling.Rare photos have caught this creature riding a skateboard and laying down raps about slushies and ho's.It's diet consist of cheese in a can and twinkies.It's believed to be a friendly creature that occasionaly is seen dry humping alleyway furniture..
Damn dog..That shit was like David Copperfield with a splash of Bacon Teeth..
by dawn johnson March 31, 2008
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Bacon o'clock

The technical definition for the time in a morning that a bacon butty is required. Usually after a night on the lash and a good lie in, and often accompanied by a brew.
You: "Urrrrgggggghhhhh, what time is it?"
Your lass: "2 in the afternoon."
You: "Damn, I've overslept, it's nearly Bacon o'clock!"
by wearetheloop April 6, 2008
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Bacon Dread

A term of disrespect current in sections of London's black community. See also Pork Dread.
whatyou talkin about blood, you seen no shank that night pussy, Bacon Dread..........
by lucienstrange June 30, 2009
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Bacon Deluxe

A really hot guy, because of the fact that hot guys ALWAYS buy bacon deluxes at Hungry Jacks/Burger King.
Wow, that guy is a major bacon deluxe
by roflcopter2911 July 16, 2009
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Instant Bacon

The coolest bitch on the dp servers. He likes bacon flavored mints, vodka and bacon scented incense. Bacon bits are his favorite snacks and he likes them on demand. He has been known to nom on bacon right out of the package, hence instant bacon.
"Dude you ever play with instant bacon, i heard he's pretty damn good"

"Why the fuck would i play with my food"
by HeiiRess August 21, 2009
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bacon-up that ass

how to tell a girl her ass is too small, flat or boney.
Bacon-up that ass, Girl!
by Phluffhead October 25, 2005
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Bacon

Bob: Hey, Sorry your mom died.

Steve: It's fine, I ate some bacon.
by baconlover2010 February 3, 2010
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