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Baller Job

When a junkie tosses a greasy lard of pizza into a trans emo girls spread open vagina and continues to dive down and give her a blow job while also trying to lick off the cheese and pizza sauce off of the pizza, leaving the soggy bread inside the vagina. Whilst doing so the junkie is also getting a rimjob from a different alt girl from behind.
Junkie-“yea i absolutely junked that one trans girl, i got licked out from behind by the other alt girl, we had an absolute baller job last night.”
by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024
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Baller

Someone who calls himself a player but consistently fails to attract women; claims the lifestyle, but has zero game, zero bitches.
Poor guy thought he was a baller… turns out he had zero bitches.
by laluuuuuuuuu June 25, 2025
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Melon-baller

You should totally play Psychonauts, that game is absolutely Melon-baller!
by Pk glitch September 1, 2025
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Baller Episode

When somebody has an episode over some shit a person bought
That shit light he bought she thought it was a expensive because she was going on a baller Episode
by ReupJoe November 22, 2021
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Baller episode

When somebody go on a episode over something they think is nice but they jealous and can’t shut up
Bitch can’t shut up over that shit he got….
Bitch going on a baller episode!!!
by ReupJoe November 23, 2021
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baller

"guys, look, its a baller!"
"no way!"
by balls C.E.O June 16, 2023
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Baller

(Balla)

A Shot-caller who makes money the fly then hits the highway in his Impala that sits on 20" blades to get some ass from some ho he called. But while he hit his tightly rolled swisher, he reflects and thinks to himself, "but there's got to be a better way. A better way. Yeah."
Wanna be a baller, shot caller
Twenty inch blades on the Impala
A caller gettin laid tonight
Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike
I hit the highway, making money the fly way"
"But there's got to be a better way
A better way, better way, yeah"
-Lil' Troy
by DannieTheGirl June 10, 2024
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