John: u tryna go to the party at 8?
Mike: I’m bald.
Another example:
Mike: u wanna go swimming
John: I’m bald
Mike: I’m bald.
Another example:
Mike: u wanna go swimming
John: I’m bald
by MattM. June 16, 2023
Mike: I tryna go to the party at 8
John: I’m kinda tired I’m probably gonna bald
Another example:
Mike: you wanna go swimming?
John:nah I’m bald
John: I’m kinda tired I’m probably gonna bald
Another example:
Mike: you wanna go swimming?
John:nah I’m bald
by MattM. June 16, 2023
by Eeriodtt November 26, 2020
A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy relayed to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees. They are dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last thing these fairies do. These gentle beings use their magnificent wand to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and gives lits if kisses on the cheeks.
Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.
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