Day Old Bagel

A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.

Christ man! I couldn't even get it in. She had a day old bagel.

by TheMightyGregasaurus May 14, 2011

Towson Hot Bagel

Normally preformed with a Towson University chick from jersey on a Saturday night after blacking out at green turtle.

This is when you fuck her in the ass pull out cum on her asshole, then throw a handful of dirt on your nut finally press your ass against her ass making the everything bagel. Hence the Towson hot bagel

Yo I woke up with dirt on ass this morning. I think I gave that chick kylee the Towson hot bagel. You guys want breakfast?

by Christmas karl January 11, 2022

bagels and orange juice

A breakfast foods i used to love eat but now i never can cause i played danganronpa 2 goodbye despair

Person 1:i ate bagels and orange juice!
Me:...ok

by You_are_fool July 27, 2022

almost everything bagel

When your “everything” bagel has barely any of the “everything” on it.

Look at this almost everything bagel. There is nothing on it!

by T, C February 24, 2019

Quit Jammin On My Bagels

1) stop hating on me 2) Stop being annoying 3) refrian from contiuing that action i find it irritating 4) quit bugging me 5) stop adding a liquified fruit blend to my morning starch.

Person 1: Hey there, you are a complete idiot and i am going to poke you excessivily
Person 2: QUIT JAMMIN ON MY BAGELS!!!!!!

by Italianman92 January 18, 2010

baby cunt bagel

a word used only when ppl go apeshit at esperanza high

I threw a carrot at him and he called me a baby cunt bagel

by toastson November 19, 2007

Paid in day old bagels

You didn't get what you were looking for, expected, or were rightfully due.

"I was looking for a salary raise, and all I got was a gift card to Tower Records- I just got paid in day old bagels."

by Captain Lovepants November 17, 2011