madeline joking

she’s that really weird girl but in a lovable way. she’s ALWAYS right, well, unless she say “nooooooo,” then you know you’ve proven her wrong. she is an amazing photographer with an ICONIC photography account. she’s the person who will laugh for no apparent reason during the chorus of “karma police,” but trust me—there’s a reason. she’s the only person in the known universe that can navigate of 52nd/crispy chicken street. she is one of two people that accept that “silly pictures” are NEVER USED FOR ANYTHING. she’s always down for a dance party, any type of skin care-related product, or to just play music in her basement. she’s not afraid to tell you how she really feels. instead of counting down the days until her birthday, she counts down the days to living in the woods in the middle of Clear Creek State Park.

but most importantly, she’s the strongest fucking person i know and will always be there for you. no matter what.

Is that girl talking about a chicken with an EpiPen. It must be madeline joking.

by JLC24 March 29, 2019

Inside joke

A joke with your best friend that you can laugh about for ages. Other people never get it when you explain it to them.

She is my best pigeon cheebie.
what?
That's an inside joke

by E&F July 19, 2016

inside joke

A joke that only two or more people will understand. It's meant to stay within the group, hence the name "inside joke." Inside jokes are usually made out of random situations and come about on accident. Friends could have entire conversations about just one inside joke. These kinds of jokes are also so much fun to joke about! Inside jokes really bring you and your friends closer together and let you be more comfortable with them and other people

(the example below is actually based off of something that actually happened in Spanish class with me and my friend)

Spanish teacher: Alright class, turn to page 136 in your textbooks. These are verbs with irregular yo forms. Repeat after me. "Hago"
Class: "Hago"
Spanish teacher: "Salgo"
Class: "Slago"

Spanish teacher: "Traigo"

Class: "Traigo"
Spanish teacher: "Pongo"

Class: "Pongo"
Me: (Smiles and tries to hold back laughs as I look across the room at my friend who is also smiling)
Friend: (Mouths this) Pongo the penguin
Me: (Starts to giggle)

Person sitting next to me: What's so funny?
Me: It's an inside joke! Sorry lol
Person sitting next to me: Ok then...

by FruitFloatingThreateningly June 2, 2018

Cock Joke

A retarded joke about "COCK JOKE" a mans penis that "COCK JOKE" is thrown into a conversation at "COCK JOKE" random irrelevant "COCK JOKE" times so much it degrades the value "COCK JOKE" of what anyone is really saying...balls

Captain: Hey steve

Steve: Hey captai..."COCK JOKE"

by justsomebody13 April 2, 2008

Your jokes

Incredibly awful

You:Why did the chicken cross the road
Dat guy:your jokes are trash

by Stupid kid that plays Fortnite June 1, 2018

Is that a fat joke?

A common response, usually used by women, to when they feel insulted about something that might be pertaining to there weight. Can also be used sarcastically.

Girl: I'm going to jump on that trampoline okay?
Boy: No, my that trampoline is bad, you'd break it.
Girl: Is that a fat joke?

Friend 1: Get out of the way! I can't see the TV!
Friend 2: Is that a fat joke?
Friend 1: Kind of.
(Slap!)

by jackoverthebox December 24, 2010

joke killer

The person(s) in a group of friends or co-workers that all too often will end a funny strand of joke so terribly that it will seem intentional. The "killer" should be ridiculed for a large quantity of time after the kill, and to be presented with this definition and a right-handed slap of the face.

Dan "man shes so fat they're gonna have to open both doors to get her in."

Friends "LOL!"

Killer "ya and she prolly has to tighten her belt too! lol!"

EVERYBODY "wow wtf was that...stupid joke killer, go kill yourself"

by IceCreamPIMP May 22, 2006