... This man is said to be legend of sorts in the deep South. Born January 4th, 1985. He was born human but slowly became more than a mortal. By age 17 he had invented the art of Cocksmithing. Cocksmith involves true skill of phallic nature. Only he knows how to become a true cocksmith. To this day many have tried, but have failed to become a cocksmith. Adam McCloud embodies what it means to have all women at his mercy.
by guuuuuuuuuhk May 30, 2012
Ryan: “what would you put Jamie on the Adam scale”
Adam: “Jamie’s for sure a 10
Ryan: “how about elle”
Adam: “she doesn’t even make the scale”
Adam: “Jamie’s for sure a 10
Ryan: “how about elle”
Adam: “she doesn’t even make the scale”
by Krazplayz September 14, 2020
by yameenbean2000 June 06, 2022
Is that Adam Sust? I love him
by shovelaaaaa September 13, 2021
He owns you AND your mom. The host of "Loveline" an awesome radio show thats broadcasted from 10pm to 12pm on weeknights; also the co-creator of "The Man Show" and "Crank Yankers"
Adam Carolla: Sometimes it sucks to be a straight guy. Take being in a shower room. Gay guys get to see all the naked guys they want, lesbians get to see all the naked girls they want, and for straight girls its like being at a car show; you get to admire all the nice breasts and butts like they are a nice Porsche. But us straight guys, the people who work the hardest and bring in the bacon get nothing to show for it! Sometimes I hate life.
by White Sox Rule June 05, 2004
One of the greatest authors of all time, well known for his Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy series of books, the radio series came first, there were also the record releases, television series, and film. He also wrote 'Dirk Gently's Hollistic Detective Agency, The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, Last chance to See, Meaning of Liff, the Deeper Meaning of Liff,' Made the computer games of 'Starship Titanic, and the Hitchhikers game' and started writing 'the Salmon of Doubt.' He also started H2G2, now overrun with BBC managers.
There's probably loads I've missed out, the man's accomplishments are hard to gather together.
There's probably loads I've missed out, the man's accomplishments are hard to gather together.
Douglas Adams... R.I.P.
by Zimmy Samoyed December 02, 2006