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smart car

Noun:

A small cheap-as-bread sub-sub-sub compact car, which, if painted red with a yellow roof, would look surprisingly similar to a Fisher Price toy coup car. It is silly looking, and pisses me and others off when it is in a 5 inch parking spot next to a driveway in the middle of NYC preventing other, real cars from parking. It is extremely unsafe, despite its pathetic excuse for a roll cage. In fact, this car is so unsafe, you would probably die just hitting the curb. Buy a Honda, or VW instead.
Smart Car owner: I just bought a smart car, its soo cute and fuel efficient

SUV owner: Yeah, I just bought a hummer, and I never check my blind spot.

*explosion occurs, as smart car disintegrates*
by MK the Political Scientist March 14, 2010
mugGet the smart carmug.

car slags

12-16 year old girls, who go around in boy racers cars to act cool.. brag bout bein fucked at the age of 12 on a car bonnet by 10 different dickheads.
Right man, i got this sports car, and this little car slag suckin my dick in it too!
by PRK August 7, 2003
mugGet the car slagsmug.

American Car

A system of parts created in America in order to get from point A to Point B. In fact, its the least it can do; spend $35,000 on a chunk of steel that could fit a circus and takes more fuel to get to the corner grocer if compared to the amount of fuel needed to get to the moon.
Stay away from American cars. Mercedes-Benz was the first; I think by now you realize who knows how to engineer.
by idonthavaname October 1, 2006
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Girlfriend Car

A car in which you take care of more then your girlfriend. Do things with the car more often then girlfriend and spend more time with car then girlfriend.
Examples may include waxing washing and car several times a day, staring for long amounts at a time, mentioning the car in most of sentences said in a conversation, reffering to the car as "baby" or "honey" or"she/her", having a cover for said car, putting a prop up tent for said car, etc
A:What's all this on your car?
B: Have to make sure my baby doesn't get scratched
A:Aren't you supposed to meet your girlfriend soon at the movies?
B: What? Who?
A:I think you're too attached to your "girlfriend car"
by Aqam October 20, 2008
mugGet the Girlfriend Carmug.

adam car

i seen dat nigga get thrown in da back of da adam car.
by Saint Main April 27, 2006
mugGet the adam carmug.

Thot Car

A thot car is a Nissan Altima,Kia Optima,Kia Rio,Buick Century,Nissan Armada,Chevy Impala,Nissan Rouge.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Honda Accord LX coupe
Nissan Sentra
Mercedes CLA
Hyundai Sonota

Ford Explorer
Pontiac Grand prix
Yes these thots in the thot car stole socks out my store and they all got in a burgundy Nissan Altima
by Big Trap God August 22, 2018
mugGet the Thot Carmug.

car show

A place where people interested in cars go to look at other peoples' cars (and possibly show their own).

There are a few types of car shows:
Classic Car: This type is ussually reserved for classic cars and other vehicles of historical signifigance. These types of shows can also be subdivided into catagories based on the type, era or signifigance of the cars.

Speciality Shows: These often feature newer cars that have been modified. Many of the larger shows like this are sponsered by groups and magazines like DUB and Nopi. The larger ones are also joined by demonstrations and events that cater to the type of show (an import tuner show may have drifiting demonstrations).

General Shows: These are for cars in general. They could be classic, custom, modern rare (like Lambos), and stock. Ussually people who show their cars here have some kind of special car (classic or custom)but anyone can bring their cars and show them in events like that.

Almost every car show is sponsored by some kind of organazation like a car club. They also ussually have vendors that sell parts, memorabilia, trinkets and general merchendise (ussually car-realted). Concessions like fair-food and drinks are almost always present at car shows of any real size. More formal car shows (like national and international car shows) sometimes have meetings and other events of the such.
Car shows and strip clubs share the same rule: NO TOUCHING!
by northendwhitetrash October 16, 2008
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