Sar Jar Binks

When you get cornered by a very friendly dog but also really love Star Wars, especially jar jar binks.

“You are acting like such a Sar Jar Binks today”.

by hekisjlroishskls February 23, 2022

Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

Jarring

Dilen patel

Dilen patel is jarring

by Bobburnsham September 26, 2021

Jarred

Jarred is a name used for people who sleep all day and eat too much food, jarred is normally known for e-dating online and also never taking showers.
Jarred is also known for having no neck or chin.

Jarred never showers and loves food too much

by PaulGeorge300 June 26, 2025

a nut for a jar of tuna

like racecar, no matter how you spell it, frontwards or backwards, it’s still the same.

gumball: that’s like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
darwin: backwards!
gumball: …a nut for a jar of tuna.
darwin: oh

by a weirdo who likes tawog February 26, 2023

Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...

That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!

by jarzilla4187 April 24, 2021

Cum jar

take a jar and put something in it then cum in it

Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?

Person 2 : yes

by JaysonTheson February 4, 2022