Marcus

Probably a band kid, very unfunny

Kid: “Hey Marcus!”
Marcus: “Chungus poggers deez hahahahahaha I’m so funny”

by Drestyles October 22, 2020

Marcus

Has a dangerous addiction to pink gin and res bar. Someone send him help

“Seen Marcus in res bar for the 23rd weekend in a row, this dude got problems”

by Gin is life January 20, 2020

Marcus

a male who has an ugly ass haircut and thinks about only himself in every situation. he brags about himself, and himself only and likes to flex his mommy and daddy’s money.

not to mention he’s fucking retarded

look at that guy: what a fuckin marcus

by saladboobs January 6, 2020

Marcus Aitchison

The Man of your dreams, a mother's crisis and your father's best friend. Best in bed and come and goes with no regrets.

Omg Marcus Aitchison you overly large cock is killing my tight clit.

by Nxndnfhx October 7, 2021

Marcus

I a guy that is rather short and likes to spend money on fortnite. He is rather food happy and has some internet girlfriends. He also likes to watch spider-man and hulk. He likes to steal money from his grandparents and parents.

Oh no Marcus is coming.

Hopefully he doesn't steal my money too..

by Adri the handsome mutherfucker September 14, 2020

marcus

very short

Person 1: did you see that guy he was like 4'1
Person 2: ya he was a total marcus

by SOoosh888 October 3, 2021

Marcus Spiralisis

Marcus is an ant who is a midget.

"Fuck cunt bitch, Marcus Spiralisis is small."

by anonymous March 13, 2022