Kermit the log

Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.

Man, are you sad? Just laugh at Kermit the Log. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself.

by Kermit the Log May 20, 2018

Meat log

Your penis

She slowly grabbed and started eating my meat log

by Tetsuo Percival January 5, 2019

log twagling

something thats sounds bad, but really means nothing

I walked in on my friend log twagling

by backerman May 25, 2010

A Brown Log

A Big Terd or A Big Piece Of Shit

You ain't nothing but a Brown log Clocking all the time

by Richard Michael Richmond December 24, 2018

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.

'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'

by Barneyfowell June 22, 2016

penis logged

This is a term to be used when someone is un-godly gay! The term refers to someone haveing so much semen in their butt it hardens, sort of like a log in their rectum, not allowing them to poop for several days.

Trevor (aka Cock Masta) you are so gay you are penis logged

by Uranyl October 31, 2004

bust a log

To have a shit

Steve - ''mate i really gotta bust a log''
Paul - ''go ahead boss just dont leave a floater in my toilet ok''

by Reading, Berkshire December 20, 2008