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King Candy

The greatest racer ever, also is actually Turbo.
(From Wreck-It Ralph)
"Haha! No, I'm King Candy!"
by Toonicling November 9, 2016
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candy face

Little Timmy's grandmother refuses to shake his hand after noticing Timmy's candy face
by frosty penguin March 8, 2016
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Candy Muscle

A term used to discribe the male testicles; genitalia in a sexy way.
by Swtpynk December 16, 2018
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Candy corn

Another way of telling willy boi he has a really fucking small dick
Hey willy boi nice Candy corn
by wally dude September 17, 2018
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Candy wall

And insult someone uses if they are insecure about their body to pick on others.
Look at the candy wall
by MmDonut May 16, 2018
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bag candy

Small pieces of candy or pills that have been stored in some guys sweaty foreskin for consumption later.
hey who brought the valiums? Oh, Bob did. Be forewarned, it may taste funny. Its bag candy!
by TIMLOW July 24, 2019
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Candy Dangler

One attracted to the under aged. A Peadophile.
'Haha look at your Dad's moustache, what an utter Candy Dangler'
by Skrabl August 2, 2019
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