King Candy

The greatest racer ever, also is actually Turbo.
(From Wreck-It Ralph)

"Haha! No, I'm King Candy!"

by Toonicling November 9, 2016

candy face

That face you make after ejaculating

Little Timmy's grandmother refuses to shake his hand after noticing Timmy's candy face

by frosty penguin March 8, 2016

Candy Muscle

A term used to discribe the male testicles; genitalia in a sexy way.

Daddy, I need that Candy Muscle"

by Swtpynk December 16, 2018

Candy corn

Another way of telling willy boi he has a really fucking small dick

Hey willy boi nice Candy corn

by wally dude September 17, 2018

Candy wall

And insult someone uses if they are insecure about their body to pick on others.

“Look at the candy wall”

by MmDonut May 16, 2018

bag candy

Small pieces of candy or pills that have been stored in some guys sweaty foreskin for consumption later.

hey who brought the valiums? Oh, Bob did. Be forewarned, it may taste funny. Its bag candy!

by TIMLOW July 24, 2019

Candy Dangler

One attracted to the under aged. A Peadophile.

'Haha look at your Dad's moustache, what an utter Candy Dangler'

by Skrabl August 2, 2019