Wiener Wanker

An Über douche bag

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.

by Jaime Boots September 14, 2011

lass wanker

British slang for an idiot or fool, of the female gender.

Zev is a lass wanker. Only lass wankers support United.

by NobodyLikesYanVed November 6, 2022

Bin wanker

Someone who likes to touch bins whilst feeling sexually aroused.

Burnzy stop being a Bin Wanker again, it’s not Bin day till Wednesday.

by Finch1716 July 16, 2019

Wanker syrup

Ejaculate after rubbing one out, but for your pancakes. See also cumcakes. (Old Meeshiganees)

Hey ma you got any wanker syrup for muh pancakes.

by TheManagement October 18, 2020

Double wanker

I masterbait or I jerk off other people

2 @ a time brotha brotha

Chew kok long Imma double wank ya.

Trt barrels eh

#dicktionary

Your a #double wanker

by Tokyo Sex Whale & Chew KokLong November 9, 2019

wanker slush

A wanker slush is a mixture of a woman’s discharge and a man’s semen commonly used to makeout with each other in a passionate way.

Me and Jessica just had a wanker slush, it was delicious!

by Wanker slushy December 26, 2020

White Wanker

It's a pun derived from White Walker (the game of thrones); Used towards white people, not necessarily derogatory

He's such a white wanker

by Cokeface March 14, 2021