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Sex Walk

A way of being. If you know, you know.
by luvsickdextr February 4, 2023
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walking wank

A walking wank is for the bored gentleman who is in favour of getting naked in ones home and choosing to masturbate whilst travelling from one room to another.

This is an activity which is not always understood, but however seems to be attracting attention from various specialist websites.

Its not known how many men take part in this but it is suspected that it is in the high numbers. it is a solo activity that is usually done in the absence of a partner who, for example, is away from home or at work etc...
It is reported to give the gentleman a great sense of freedom without having to go the whole way towards perversion and lewd sexual acts...

it is unknown whether this is a gateway practise that may lead to a more serious deviant behaviour which is known as a WWW (walking Window Wank)
"great, she's away, time to stick on the nina simone tunes and have a walking wank"

or

" i just walked in on him naked and prancing about laughing, he told me he was feeling great and enjoying a walking wank"
by the anaconda October 18, 2010
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Thot Walking

Thot walking is just a way to insult someone who you think is a slut or a thot.
"I bet Sarah's out thot walking again.."
"Yeah! What a slut!"
by LilyLemonade June 12, 2018
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Walking Dong

Walking around with a shirt on but no pants or underwear, dingaling flapping in the wind.
"Yo! Alex has a shirt on but no pants!"
"Hell yeah, he's walking dong."
by szyzy February 16, 2023
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Walking Limbo

When a person walking in the opposite direction as you changes direction when you change direction in an attempt to pass each other but you just end up awkwardly right in front of each other. trying change directions again.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in a really long walking limbo with that kid from Spanish with the bad hair.
by Kayleh March 6, 2009
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Coal Walk

Something unexpectedly badass done by someone not particularly badass, making the deed more unexpected and more badass.

IE: When Pam walked over burning coals in The Office.
Bob: Hey, did you see that episode of The Office where Pam did the coal walk?
Debbie: Yeah! She was totally badass! I didn't see it coming.

Dave: Yo! Did you hear Jessica got her nipple pierced?
Jack: Holy shit, for real? But she's like......so innocent! Damn...that's a coal walk!

Emma: Oh my god! Jack told me he loved me last night!
Shannon: Wow, really?
Emma: Yeah, it was so sweet! I totally didn't see it coming!
Shannon: Yeah, what a coal walk!
by dangeridiculous November 7, 2011
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Turd Walk

The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.
Jim - Why the fuck is Steve you walking like a fairy?
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk
by zaq101 September 9, 2006
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